Posted by: Amelia | July 26, 2007

Florida Mayor Bravely Fights the Escalating Gay Sex Menace

The saga of Ft. Lauderdale’s obsessively anti-gay mayor Jim Naugle has been well documented around the blogosphere.  Naugle, who has claimed that gays are trying to take over his city, launched a campaign to install robotic toilets at public beaches that will, somehow, stop teh gayz from having teh sex.  The local police department said there was “no evidence, no reports or arrests made for any men having sex in any restrooms.”  But Naugle’s rhetoric has been unrelenting.  Gay activists and lovers of sanity everywhere have been protesting, leading a campaign to “flush Naugle.”  Perhaps it was not surprising, then, that the embattled mayor scheduled a press conference earlier this week and announced he would be making an apology:

Mayor Jim Naugle issued a public apology on the steps of City Hall Tuesday afternoon, but it wasn’t the apology the gay community was looking for.

Naugle apologized for underestimating the problem of men having sex with each other in public restrooms, and urged people to call police to complain when they come upon it.

Yep, he’s sorry – sorry he didn’t realize sooner how monumental the gay bathroom sex threat really is!

He also said he uses the term “homosexual” rather than “gay,” because gays are “unhappy.”

Um, okay.  Well, they’re certainly unhappy with you now!

Those morose and bitter homosexuals at Equality Florida are organizing members to send rolls of toilet paper to the mayor’s office to voice their objection:

LGBT organizations are asking everyone to let the Mayor know what you think about his outrageous characterization of our community by mailing a roll of toilet paper to his office – Charmin, Kleenex, or Angel Soft will do fine.

Send your roll of toilet paper to:
Mayor Jim Naugle
City Hall
100 North Andrews Avenue
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301
Tel. (954) 828-5003/5004

Personally, I think name brands are too kind.  Naugle deserves a roll just like him: cheap and extra-chafey.

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Responses

  1. JIM IS RIGHT TO OBJECT TO THOSE GAYS OR HOMOS!THERE IS NOTHING AS GOOD AS RAISING A FAMILY AND A NICE RELATION BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!

    THOSE GAYS HAVE NO BRAINS AS MUCH AS A DICK! SO THEY BECOME A GAY!

  2. This is my favorite comment ever!!

  3. LOL — I knew there had to be some physiological reason for homosexual tendencies… turns out it was lack of brains! duh!


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